I'd rather have a bowl of gracie.
Been tagged by Rialovenut. ♥
THE SLOGAN GENERATOR: ADVERTISE YOURSELF.
-Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
-Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
- "Does the Hard Gracie, So You Don't Have To."
.....Okay. o___O;
2. What do you want other people say about you?
- "Gracie - It Looks Good on You."
Why of course. xDDDD
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
- "The Gracie is Mightier than the Sword."
Couldn't have said it any better. Hahaha!
4. How would you answer a booty call?
- "The Gracie With The Hole."
WHAT THE--
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
- "Dont you just love being in Gracie?"
.....Oh god. (T_____T)
6. to someone you dislike?
- "Gonna Be a While? Grab a Gracie."
WHUUUT. xDDDDD
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
- "That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Gracie."
LOLTHEFUCK.
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...-
- "Making Gracie Taste Better."
I bet they'd never, EVER let me out of the house again.
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
- "Gracie, Take Me Away."
Fo' Sho.
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
- "More Gracie Please."
xDDDD AND HE'LL GET SO MUCH MOAR. ♥
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
- "Give That Man A Gracie."
Lol doesn't make sense but it sounds funny, still.
12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
- "Does the Hard Gracie for You."
AND GRACIE DOES IT HELL YEAHHH. >8DDDDD
13. What are the best words to describe you?
- "Feel The Raw Naked Gracie Of The Road."
...This statement sounds so sick and wrong in so many levels.
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
- "Because I'm Worth Gracie."
YES I AMMMMM. 8DDDDDDD
15. Your last words before you die..
- "When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Gracie Overnight."
o_____O; Necrophilia, anyone?
16. Your message to a special someone..
- "Have You Had Your Gracie Today?"
...*grins*
17. Title of this post will be...
- "But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Gracie."
IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN BETTER YUSSS. ♥
AND I TAG;;;
Err, everyone I guess? Anyone who's willing to waste their time with this, really.
